Our sensee taught us NINJA skills so masterly we used those skills to bring him an awesome SHOCK. Unfortunately our masters heart exploded when he witnessed what were were using legendary secret generation to generation skills for. For this, he will forever be known as SHOCK.NINJA. And as such, we've created a site where you can come and train in the art of SHOCK so unlike our NINJA master warrior, you don't fall victim to SHOCK.NINJA!